Escargot Admirer Gifts

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The wine-shop

Fly Artist

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Are you going to eat that?"

Narcissist Cards

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Say it with flowers.

'Nutcrackers! I take it this is the first time you've had snails, sir?'

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

'Thanks for NOT wishing me a nice day!'

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'