Escargot Admirer T-Shirts

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The wine-shop

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Fly Artist

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'The escargots are underdone.'

'And that m'lord concludes the case for the defence. . . '

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

'Alas, poor Yorick. He couldn't handle the corporate culture.'

The Jugglers - Gladstone and Liberals

Congressionally Mandated Themes For The Daytime Talk Shows

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"Are you going to eat that?"

'We have your recliner. Don't call the cops. We'll be in touch!'

Today's Special: Escargot Appetizer

Narcissist Cards

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

Idiots!

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

Say it with flowers.

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

'Nutcrackers! I take it this is the first time you've had snails, sir?'

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'Thanks for NOT wishing me a nice day!'

'Yes, you're right... This dinner invitation from the French Embassy is highly suspicious!'

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."