Error Message Escapist Gifts

Computer fight.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Audio Books

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Spam.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

Spam.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

"The good news is the frustration of filling out all this paperwork will keep your mind off your pain."

Houdini 2019

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Room for Error

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

Dangerous tax audits.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

Bleh! That dreaded time of year had come around again. Everyone says it's torture. Prepare for the Apocalypse. Ok, class. Together we will all somehow survive

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"Meet my cats - Step Over Me, Dust Around Me, and Sit Somewhere Else."

'Tell me if this hurts.'

"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"

"Crap, I hit reply all."

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

'I brought this in so we can cut down the insurance company's phone tree.'

"You're a very lucky man, Mr. David. Your insurance covers it."