Email Escapist Gifts

Spam email is everywhere.

"It was tough at first. Now I hardly ever get the urge to check my e-mail."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"Problem solved, Honey...no more spam on your laptop!"

"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."

'I've located the source of all that annoying spam we've been receiving...preparing to destroy.'

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"Crap, I hit reply all."

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Next time don't be so quick to hit 'unsubscribe.'

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"Let me assure you voters that my life is an open email...at least it is since that last Russian cyber attack."

"If you don't give us your email address we show up at your house."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Spam.

Spam.

'Going anywhere nice?'

'I'm drowning in Spam!'

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Have you got any ideas of how I can block spam?'

When computers are attacked by Spam.

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"Ever since I hacked into that retail group I can't get off their mailing list."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.