Error Message Explorer Gifts

'The error message said I made an illegal entry, but I never suspected it was anything this serious!'

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Musical genres

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'And this is where daddy goes through the motions.'

"Starting at a new agency can be overwhelming. Let me show you around."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

"We were shopping nearby, so I brought Andrew over to see you in action."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Room for Error

Lady trying to find her way round office using organisation chart.

'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

"Perhaps we should team up. You'll find your cheese, and maybe I'll find my cubicle."

Deadheads searching for a new band!

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'