Error Message Expert Gifts

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

MENSER the high IQ society

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

"...according to my records Tomkins, this is your grandmother's seventh funeral."

How to deal with weeds

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

'Are you crazy? -- You can't spam SANTA!'

"I never have a good excuse to be late: The teacher knows my dad wakes me up at dawn..."

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

Beware homework eating dog

Room for Error

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!