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Password - hotdog. Sorry - not long enough.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Extreme miming"

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'He does.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Children's Entertainer

Barbecue

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Clown walks balloon dog

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Whoops..."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

'Seriously folks...'

''...And they all lived slap-happily ever after.''