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'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'He does.'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Send in the Clones.'

Fur Baby

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Wife

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Barbecue

Dog Birthdays

Children's Entertainer

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Clown walks balloon dog

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Crazy old clown cat lady.

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Whoops..."

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Clown walking his balloon dog.