Error Message Collector Gifts

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Larry's Literary Market

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'