Error Message Collector Gifts

"'Unexpected error.' It stopped being 'unexpected' after the first ten times it happened."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Historical memory is on life support.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Say hello to my little friend."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

Shakespeare Street

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Larry's Literary Market

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"That's not just our motto, that's our pay scale."

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"It's the new man - he wants to know what the company retirement plan is."