'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
Erotic Fiction Gifts
Are you searching for a gift that celebrates the allure of compelling stories and sensual tales? Our collection for fans of erotic fiction features witty and tasteful designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether for a partner, a friend, or yourself, these items bring a fun, flirty vibe to any setting, blending humor with sophistication. Perfect for those who enjoy literature with a daring twist.
Use your imagination.
Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.
Over 50 shades of grey available.
"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."
'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...
'I like reading romance novels: They always leave me with a warm feeling inside...'
Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting
Anthropomorphic Fiction.
Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.
Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing
"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."
The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'
A caveman looks at erotic paintings
Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"
Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....
'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'
A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey
The Mills & Boon you recommended was Ok but I preferred Simone de Beauvoires treatise 'The second sex' which really worked for me as an insightful expositional tract on the foundations of modern feminism.
"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"
"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."
"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."
Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'
"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."
"I thought you liked romantic fiction."
"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"
! Menu. Menu with Erotic Illustrations.
"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"
50 Shades of Hay
"'Yes,' she mumbled?... Sighed?... Muttered?... Snarled?... Hissed?... Growled?..."
"One day I'll find my kindhearted sadomasochist..."
'Not smutty enough for me.'
'Do you have 'Fifty Shades of Grey' in large print?'
The Story of Oh
Erotic Fiction Gifts Collection
Erotic Fiction Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that celebrate the allure of erotic fiction with humorous and suggestive designs—perfect for caffeine lovers with a cheeky edge.
Erotic Fiction Pillows
Relax with pillows inspired by provocative tales—fun, flirty, and designed to bring a playful vibe to any room.
Erotic Fiction Prints
Explore striking prints that celebrate the art of seductive storytelling—with bold visuals perfect for adding a touch of wit and sensuality to your decor.
Erotic Fiction T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts that playfully capture the spirit of erotic stories—witty, stylish, and perfect for making a bold statement.