Erotic Novel Reader Gifts

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Cariactures

Use your imagination.

Layer cake

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Spam in Hell.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Which one's yours?"

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

A History of Graphic Violence

Baracracy

Fearless Frog Part 10

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

A new meaning in the Roman

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

". . . I think I love you but what am I so afraid of."

Gustave Flaubert

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Dalai Lama and Shimon Peres visits Norway

My aunt astonishes me

The ghost's walk

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Walt Whitman

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Jane Air

"Her perfume, while pungent. . . was irresistible. . ."

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

"My doctor put me on a health diet."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Man near pick-pocket warning sign sees Fagin and The Artful Dodger.

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....