Erotic Literature Gifts

'Santa is real, but I can't decide if he is the New Black or 50 Shades of Grey!'

Edgar Allen Poe

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Use your imagination.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Sleeping Beauty

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Stephen King

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Sex Section in the Library

Made with 100% recycled material.

Beware of the Dragon

"When you have a moment would you mind browning the meringue?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

"Can't you just say 'bippity boppity boo' and make all these messy divorce negotiations turn into pumpkins or something?"

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Knight Vision

Pass the SPF 20,000

'They were in a group, so I bagged them all.'

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

I am Xzanta, warrior princess. Norman is a great believer in getting into role before he starts writing.

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

Happy Graduation

Every App tells a story.

"Never drink on an empty stomach. Have some cake."

"What about the islands or the mountains, Peter? I'm just a little nervous about getting married in a place called 'Never Never Land.'"

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."