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"Perhaps it's time we stop reading about sex and just go to sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Use your imagination.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

Over 50 shades of grey available.

A History of Graphic Violence

Stephen King

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

Gag - a graphic novel

Censorship | Not Censorship

Made with 100% recycled material.

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Here's the college for me! It's totally green. Let's see. I though you wanted warm weather. Look at the brochure. There's no snow in any of the pictures. The school is in Minnesota. Wow! Early signs of global warming. Who knew it hit college brochures first?

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Captain Pointy No.63 - Smugen Durgen Ray Gun Vest

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Woman in booksotre looking at books labeled 'Highly Graphic Novels.' Covers of books show various charts, graphs, spreadsheets.

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

"I never nap. Such a waste of life. Besides, if I spend all my time napping, I won't finish my graphic novel."

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."