'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'
Equestrian Quipster Gifts
If you’re shopping for an equestrian quipster, you’re in the right place! Find humorous and heartfelt gifts that capture their passion for riding and their witty personality. Perfect for horse lovers who enjoy a good laugh, our range includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints that celebrate the joy and humor of equestrian life. Whether it’s for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, our products are designed to make any horse enthusiast smile and feel appreciated.
Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.
'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."
Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4
'Is the water cold?'
'What a gyp! Yesterday, after I got fixed, I put my testicles under my pillow, and all I got was a quarter!'
It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.
Official Seal
The Enemy
Show Jumping Tantrums
Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.
A Few Common Ailments
"Wife and two hernias to support!"
Polo pony
Death Watch
'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'
Horse accidents
"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"
"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV
Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.
Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.
Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.
"You're wearing it backwards."
Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.
Grump Horse and Rider
'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'
Riding School Accidents
"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."
'My mother was a race horse. My father was a stablehand who got five years for sodomy.'
Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.
'I got 50p - how much did you get?'
"The Badminton Horse Trials."
Equestrian Quipster Gifts Collection
Equestrian Quipster Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the equestrian quipster, blending humor and horsemanship to brighten their mornings.
Equestrian Quipster Pillows
Add humor to their decor with cozy pillows that feature funny sayings for the horse enthusiast with a sense of wit.
Equestrian Quipster Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that showcase their love for horses and their witty personality in a stylish way.
Equestrian Quipster T-Shirts
Discover our collection of humorous t-shirts for horse lovers who love to show off their playful side with stylish, witty designs.