Equestrian Quipster Mugs

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'Is the water cold?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Official Seal

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Show Jumping Tantrums

A Few Common Ailments

Death Watch

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Horse accidents

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

"...and begin."

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."