Environmentally Aware Espresso Enjoyer Gifts

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

The coffee's not working.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

How About Serving Us For a Change

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'