Environmentally Aware Espresso Enjoyer Pillows

'I like my extra bold Rain Forest-friendly dark roast with a can of industrial strength chemical energy drink.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

The coffee's not working.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

How About Serving Us For a Change

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

"It's not easy being green…"

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

St Patrick, patron saint of environmentalists.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'