Environmental Justice Enthusiast Gifts

The environmental cost.

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

'I admire your floatibility.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Government a la Carte

Honest Vending

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Eco Princess

'I blame global warming!'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Insect extinction

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"