Environmental Justice Seekers Gifts

"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."

"Welcome to the future"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Government a la Carte

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Climate Crisis

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I blame global warming!'

Insect extinction

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Save the unicorn.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"