Environmental Justice Seeker Gifts

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Red mud sprinkler

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Humans...What is their purpose?

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

View to the Future

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Government a la Carte

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

Climate Crisis

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Insect extinction

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Water company bonus.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I think we have run out of time..."

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

HELLth Food Sprouts