Environmental Agent Gifts

Hell and high water.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Nature versus commerce.

Natural Disasters

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."