Environmental Agent T-Shirts

Hell and high water.

The Jeopardy of Progress

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Nature versus commerce.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Natural Disasters

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.