Entertainment Attorney Gifts

Sopwerth, Drewry & Sims Practice limited to 'Celebrity law'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

JET (Part I)

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

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'Therapy in L.A.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Trump commissions song

Woke Jersey Shore

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Larry David

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'And who are you wearing?'