Entertainment Attorney Mugs

Sopwerth, Drewry & Sims Practice limited to 'Celebrity law'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Mum, I got the job!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

JET (Part I)

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

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"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'Therapy in L.A.'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Woke Jersey Shore

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'And who are you wearing?'

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Trump commissions song