Movie Buff Turned Lawyer Gifts

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

JET (Part I)

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Judge

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

US Gun Control Debates.

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'