Movie Buff Turned Lawyer T-Shirts

"How come all of you big business lawyers look like films stars?..."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

JET (Part I)

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

Judge

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg