Entertainment Lawyer Gifts

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'No one stole your act - and he won't appreciate being accused of doing so when he's not here to defend himself.'

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

'Intellectual property theft? Come on...my client stole an idea for a reality show. How intellectual can that be?'

"Right, so when Netflix want our story we’ll ask for 15% plus..."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

Tyne, Bell, Sheridan Martorelli, Buckley, and introducing Cosgrove. Entertainment law

"Actually, I'm only doing entertainment law now."

"I'm sorry, Chad, … if it's a subpoena I don't think I can negotiate an appearance fee."

"For my next trick, I'll need a non-litigious volunteer."

JET (Part I)

After acquiring former Murdoch owned Fox companies for $71.3 Billion... Disney rebrands them to make Fox a relic of the past.

"No need to sign a contract with J. Walters Agency. We take our branding seriously."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

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"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Therapy in L.A.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Lawyer sees street sign: Parallel Paralegal Parking.

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

'And who are you wearing?'