English Language Expert Gifts

Looking for a special gift for the English language buff? Our collection features humorous and clever items that celebrate their passion for perfect grammar, vocabulary, and language mastery. Whether they’re a teacher, editor, or avid reader, find something that sparks joy and inspires their linguistic flair.

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'Kid, I don't know if the plural is hippopotomi or hippopotamuses. I just say we've got one hippopotamus and then we've got another.'

'Kid, I don't know if the plural is hippopotomi or hippopotamuses. I just say we've got one hippopotamus and then we've got another.' mockup

'Kid, I don't know if the plural is hippopotomi or hippopotamuses. I just say we've got one hippopotamus and then we've got another.'

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A Puppet Named Juan

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Nathaniel Hawthorne

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Punctuation Police

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'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!' mockup

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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Shakespeare was bisexual

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Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense. mockup

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

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Thomas Hardy

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Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat. mockup

Contemporary English Lesson: The Cat was Sat on the Mat.

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"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time." mockup

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

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Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him. mockup

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

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Sometimes Y Turn

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"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far." mockup

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

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We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote... mockup

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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Staff Yearbook

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Lord Byron

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"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'" mockup

"'Grim Reapers' was considered too offensive, these days we're known as 'afterlife facilitators.'"

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Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past. mockup

Present Tense/Present Simple/Present Progressive/Present Perfect/Present Past.

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The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -' mockup

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

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'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?' mockup

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

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'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.' mockup

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

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CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!' mockup

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

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"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!" mockup

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

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The Raven in Flight

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Some Hamlet-based puns

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"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English."

"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English." mockup

"After reviewing your resume, I don't think you should be teaching English - I think you should be study English."

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'Please, Miss, surely 'trousers' should be singular at the top and plural at the bottom?'

'Please, Miss, surely 'trousers' should be singular at the top and plural at the bottom?' mockup

'Please, Miss, surely 'trousers' should be singular at the top and plural at the bottom?'

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Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two. mockup

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

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Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions. mockup

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

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"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?" mockup

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

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"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling." mockup

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

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English Language Expert Gifts Collection

English Language Expert Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for English language experts. Find a witty or clever design that makes their mornings more enjoyable.

English Language Expert Pillows

Check out our humorous and stylish pillows for the English aficionado. They add a witty touch to any reading nook or study area.

English Language Expert Prints

Discover beautiful prints celebrating the English language. Perfect for decorating a study or classroom with a touch of wit and elegance.

English Language Expert T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts for language enthusiasts. Clever phrases and stylish designs make these ideal for any English lover’s wardrobe.