English Language Enthusiast Gifts

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...