'Not a bad term paper, except that I don't think Chaucer ever wrote 'Ye Traveling Salesman's Tale.''
English Department Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the English department enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful products celebrating literature, language, and the joy of words. Whether they’re a teacher, student, or lover of the classics, find a unique keepsake that appreciates their passion for the written word. Brighten up their bookshelf, desk, or wardrobe with something that captures their literary spirit and sense of humor.
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
Burning the midnight oil.
"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
Wishing Well, Wishing Good.
"Oh, this old thing?"
Dating an English Major
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
Six Thinking Hats
"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"
'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'
"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"
"What can I say? I was an English major."
Punctuation Karaoke Night
Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'
"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."
'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'
'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'
When English majors become waiters.
VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue
Study more to pass more tests.
James Joyce
Henry James
The High School of Music and Art and Economics
'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'
'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'
'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses
"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'
Palindrome school.
Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.
'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'
"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"
English Department Enthusiast Gifts Collection
English Department Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the English enthusiast, featuring witty quotes and literary designs that make every coffee break a literary celebration.
English Department Enthusiast Pillows
Find cozy and charming pillows for the literature lover, decorated with witty quotes and literary motifs that add character to any space.
English Department Enthusiast Prints
Browse our selection of literary art prints, ideal for the English aficionado who loves to adorn their walls with witty and inspiring quotes from classic works.
English Department Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover our range of English department t-shirts, perfect for showing off a love for literature with clever phrases and artistic designs.