English Department Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Not a bad term paper, except that I don't think Chaucer ever wrote 'Ye Traveling Salesman's Tale.''

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dating an English Major

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

"What can I say? I was an English major."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

When English majors become waiters.

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

Study more to pass more tests.

James Joyce

Henry James

The High School of Music and Art and Economics

'Sorry buddy, read the sign. That means no ifs, ands, or buts.'

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Palindrome school.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"