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'A student stapled a twenty to her term paper...it was more persuasive than her writing.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Okay, okay. 'Canine.' That's 'K-N-i-N-E.' Oh rats!"

Spell Cheque

Edward Elgar.

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Spelling and punctuation is not a fad."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Global Education

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'Today in school, we learned how to count to one.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Would you care to step out of the shop and see how it looks in the fog, Mr. Holmes?"

Phonetic Man

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

Beginning of the school year

Brothers Grimm

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'What I called creative recycling the school called plagiarism.'

School boy

'Why did Oliver Twist?'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"Good ephening."

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'