"What I've learned is we can buy energy and we can sell energy but we can't just keep energy."
Energy Market Gifts
Looking for a gift for an energy market enthusiast? Our collection features clever, professionally drawn designs that celebrate the world of energy, power, and economics. Whether they work in the industry or are simply fascinated by the energy market dynamics, these products make a memorable gift. From mugs to prints, find something that sparks their interest and fuels their passion for energy innovation.
The price of oil.
Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.
"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."
Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders
'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'
Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.
"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."
"Here's the problem."
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
Is this what they call inherent safety?
"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."
"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."
After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
"Gas, is it the future?"
Where clean coal comes from.
"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."
Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.
Industrial Beautification van
"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"
Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.
"Woo-hoo!"
News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.
BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.
A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.
Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price
Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.
Energy Market Gifts Collection
Energy Market Mugs
Explore our collection of energy market-themed mugs and find the perfect way to power up their mornings with wit and insight.
Energy Market Pillows
Check out our industry-inspired pillows that add a smart, stylish touch to any space, perfect for energy market fans.
Energy Market Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that capture the dynamism of the energy market, great for inspiring their workspace or home.
Energy Market T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts with smart designs inspired by the energy sector, ideal for making a bold statement about the future of energy.