Energy Markets Follower Gifts

Vladimir Putin's Weapon

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

What We're Fighting For

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Record Oil Prices

Iranian Oil

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

"Firewood from Russia. . . cheap. . ."

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

'Security, sir. Did you call on some deities?'

Hyperinflation in Venezuela

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

China Syndrome.

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

Your last chance to afford petrol.

Energy providers go bust

'I put gas in the car...How can we make ends meet when one of them is in Saudi Arabia?'

'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'