Energy Markets Follower Gifts

Vladimir Putin's Weapon

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Libyan Crude Oil

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

What We're Fighting For

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'He's known for his pessimistic prognostications on the stock market.'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Iranian Oil

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

Rest Rooms: Bulls and Bears

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

"I'm not superstitious, but the internet connection broke down and the computer crashed just when I wanted to buy technology stocks..."

"Firewood from Russia. . . cheap. . ."

China and Russia form closer ties over a gas deal.

Hyperinflation in Venezuela

'Security, sir. Did you call on some deities?'

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

China Syndrome.

'I put gas in the car...How can we make ends meet when one of them is in Saudi Arabia?'

World Oil Supply: A Slippery Floor

"Unfortunately, we're dependent on Russian gas and oil supplies. BUt we will sign the contracts in the colors of the Ukrainian flag."

Energy providers go bust

Your last chance to afford petrol.

'The Dow is down? How about on the west coast?'

"Apparently, if he sees his shadow it's another six weeks of a bear market."