Energy Market Watcher Gifts

Iranian Oil

'Okay, Everybody sing along with me...'

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Attack on Saudi Oil Production

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The recession is over, again.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

US Energy Needs.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Standard And P****d.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Travel looks strong!

Libyan Crude Oil

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."