Energy Markets Gifts

Oil price - 'Yeah, c'mon! Do us a favour and let it fly! The higher, the better!'

Genie promises magic oil.

Oil Prices & OPEC

Locked and Loaded

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"Let's wait and see where the gas price is going to be higher and then we'll sail there."

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.