Energy Market Observer Gifts

'I just don't understand our poor public image...'

Energy providers go bust

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

Exchange Rate.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

Euro against the Dollar.

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

Business isn't booming.

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your 401k is?"