Energy Market Mugs

"What I've learned is we can buy energy and we can sell energy but we can't just keep energy."

The price of oil.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Industrial Beautification van

"Woo-hoo!"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Nuclear energy.