Energy Market Prints

"What I've learned is we can buy energy and we can sell energy but we can't just keep energy."

The price of oil.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Where clean coal comes from.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Industrial Beautification van

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.