Energy Cost Calculator Gifts

Duel Fuel?

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Business Meeting

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."