Energy Cost Calculator Mugs

Duel Fuel?

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Business Meeting

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."