Conversion Calculator Mugs

What are the chances?

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Have you been working out?"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

You will always find a spot to garden

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Business Meeting

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Report on radio: 'In the City the pound fell against the dollar, the dollar fell against the euro and finally the whole lot just toppled over,'

I only weigh 95 kilograms...That's 210...in pounds!

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

'You might want to let that one go...'

'You have to learn arithmetic in case your computer crashes.'

What's this in Euros?

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

People think accountancy is just about numbers, but there is also the fractions, the percentages

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'