Currency Calculator Mugs

"Does it say what we use for money?"

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

That might not work, EU...

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

US Dollar weakens.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Business Meeting

Report on radio: 'In the City the pound fell against the dollar, the dollar fell against the euro and finally the whole lot just toppled over,'

"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Economic

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

Magician producing the Euro

Wall Street is in for the Euro wrecking ball.

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."