Currency Calculator Mugs

"Does it say what we use for money?"

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

That might not work, EU...

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

US Dollar weakens.

Business Meeting

Report on radio: 'In the City the pound fell against the dollar, the dollar fell against the euro and finally the whole lot just toppled over,'

"It looks like Fed fiat cash...so it's gotta be good, right?"

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

School Supply Room. Look at this -- a calculator, a protractor and a compass! You've discovered the missing weapons of math instruction!

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Economic

'Let me have 20% fat, 40% carbohydrate, 40% protein and a cup of tea,'

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

"...The Euro has just taken a sharp fall against the bank of toy town."

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

'Wow, Professor Jones, that's an impressive back-of-the-envelope calculation!'

' I just hope this rebate check we're going to get from the feds is in U.S. dollars and not yen...'

Magician producing the Euro

Birthday cakes for Dieters...

Wall Street is in for the Euro wrecking ball.

"Well you did say you wanted something gluten, sugar, fat, additives and calorie free."