Bill Calculator Mugs

"Honey, have you seen the size of this phone bill?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

Why you must go to work

Business Meeting

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

Economists generally agree that consumers don't trust products that cost too little. If an item is too inexpensive, it seems cheap. A higher cost connotes quality. Price hike! Beware the rabid capitalist bearing economic theory.

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

What are the chances?

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

Excess Baggage: Sometimes, your plane ticket is the least expensive part of the trip.

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Business restraining law firms

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

'We strongly recommend you buy the service plan.'

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

Hotel: Price List

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Does it say what we use for money?"

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'

"Today's test question: If Joe Jones accumulates $16,000 student loan debt in college, then gets a job earning $30,000 a ywar, in how many years would he pay off his loan debt?"

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

'That meter? It tells you how fast your interest charge is adding up.'

"Penny for your thoughts? I'm a solicitor, it'll cost you five hundred!"

'How goes the billing?'