Energy Cost Cutter Mugs

"You really think this will improve my reputation?"

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

AA Meeting Here Today

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

The Affordable Shredder

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"What about my footprint?"

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

Critical Ethanol report

A gap between the solar panels

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

"To save money, 5 employees will share the same computer. I got the idea while I was carpooling."

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"Moreover, profits double if we move in with our parents."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

There's no real oil emergency...