Energy Savings Mugs

'Winter fuel PLC - no gathering'.

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

The Environmentalist

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

AA Meeting Here Today

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The New Normal

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"What about my footprint?"

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Critical Ethanol report

A gap between the solar panels

Smart Arse Meter

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'