Energetic Pet Handler Gifts

'I used to enjoy walking my dog, now it's a drag!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

Jumping Dogs

A child and his dog

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Damn showdog people!'

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

He Did It!

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

The Lion Tamer.

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'