Playful Pet Handler Gifts

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Super Dog'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

To them it's just a Prada handbag

The Karate Kitten.

K9 Literati.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Pet Pony

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Doggy-3D

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'