Energetic Pet Handler Mugs

'I used to enjoy walking my dog, now it's a drag!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"He did it!"

A child and his dog

Jumping Dogs

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'Damn showdog people!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

He Did It!

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

The Lion Tamer.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'