Organized Pet Handler Gifts

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Pushy Dog

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"He did it!"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

A child and his dog

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Police Dept. K-9 Unit. Just once I'd like to go undercover as a bad dog.

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Damn showdog people!'

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Listen, buddy, a lot of dogs accidentally wee-wee at Westminster."

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

"Barking's what I do, it's not who I am."

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

The Lion Tamer.

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Best guard dog we've ever had!'